1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
i didnt make it i only reblogged it from a friend who pointed it out.
- “Gandhi boasted of the incident in his writings, pushing the message to all Indians that women should carry responsibility for sexual attacks upon them.”
- “Gandhi believed Indian women who were raped lost their value as human beings.”
- “He argued that fathers could be justified in killing daughters who had been sexually assaulted for the sake of family and community honour. “
- Incest. “He took to sleeping with naked young women, including his own great-niece, in order to “test” his commitment to celibacy.”
he wasn’t a saint.
it would b cool if someone could source this shit
- one (misogynist, rape defending, incest)
- two (anti black)
- three (racism)
- four (rape)
- five and six (anti semitic)
- seven (sexually exploited women)
he also would sleep naked with young girls, usually 12 years old or under, one of them related to him by blood, to test if he would want to have sex with them or not. theres a lot of questions surrounding whether he ever did have sex/rape any of them but i have no solid evidence proving those statements.